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About Me Member Wannabe Novelist MasterpieceImaginaryFemale/United States Recent Activity Deviant for 1 Year
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Not-So-Divine Bovine

Mon Oct 19, 2009, 3:54 PM
I'm SICK.
No, really, I just noticed, thanks for telling me guys.

In all seriousness I've felt like crap, and after carrying a gallon of milk, a small cheese pizza and chicken fingers while listening to Imogen Heap, you would think that I wouldn't tremble with the sheer thought of drinking the daily recommended amount of moo juice. But I have, and I did. Somewhere a cow is rolling around on its'back creating crop circles that when viewed from a helicopter spell out:
IMAGINARY MUST DIE.
Or maybe it might spell out:
CAN I HAZ CHEEZEBURGER LMAO
And I think I'm going to rip out my uterus and give it a good talking to about not giving me hell and making me sound like my train of thought is completely irrevelant.
Which it is, but that's not the point.

I desperately wish I had Photoshop software, but my computer might gag on it because right now the thought of it thinking outside the box is just too much.

Until next time?

-M. Imaginary

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  • Mood: Stuck
  • Listening to: the rattling of my teeth
  • Reading: Carrie by Stephen King 0_o
  • Watching: the skies for human activities of the 4th kind
  • Eating: nothing
  • Drinking: Juice de Cow

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  • Current Residence: Earth
  • deviantWEAR sizing preference: Anything that won't rip.
  • Print preference: Anything that doesn't take up too much ink.
  • Interests: Writing, photography, the occaisonal doodle, humor, intellegent conversations
  • Favourite movie: Swing Kids, V for Vendetta, Mirrormask, etc.
  • Favourite band or musician: Too many to name
  • Favourite genre of music: Anything that I can keep a beat to.
  • Favourite artist: Depends on what medium.
  • Favourite poet or writer: Depends on what genre
  • Favourite photographer: Jerry Uelsmann
  • Favourite style of art: Anything that catches my eye.
  • Operating System: A old man computer, a soon to be used camera, and my school's photo lab
  • MP3 player of choice: Walkman XD
  • Shell of choice: Anything.
  • Wallpaper of choice: Whatever I feel like.
  • Skin of choice: My own.
  • Favourite game: Devil May Cry saga
  • Favourite gaming platform: PS2 and Dreamcast
  • Favourite cartoon character: Tough question. . .
  • Personal Quote: "Desperate times call for writers with spell check"
  • Tools of the Trade: Camera, pencil, pen, paper, computer, and a dash of insomnia

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*GoddessDivine0512 Jun 17, 2009, 10:16:56 AM
i tagged you :boogie:
go to my journal and see :D

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~soarinwater May 21, 2009, 11:14:20 AM
Commentspam :spam:

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98% of teens would be dead if Twilight said breathing wasn't cool. Post this if you are apart of the 2% laughing.
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Click my dragons? Clicky here =3
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~ILoveRhun Apr 3, 2009, 9:22:11 AM
Thanks for the fav~!

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Emest: *puts on terror mask and runs like hell*
Mr. Barry: "Aw, he's such a shy boy :heart:"
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~MasterpieceImaginary Apr 4, 2009, 6:12:35 PM
And thank you for the fav as well! I enjoy your work! ^_^
-M. Imaginary

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That one word, a single connection to everything that had happened and everything that was happening. Had. The past tense of being done. What was being done to her was her body was living. . .
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*learn-to-spel Mar 13, 2009, 4:28:49 PM
DUDE SNOWDRAK IS GONNA DRAW ME THE HITACHIIN BROTHERS FROM OURAN HIGH SCHOOL HOST CLUB SHE'S SO FAMOUS AND EVERYONE LOVES HER CAUSE SHE DID THE ULTIMATE NARUTO FAN FLASHES AND THE DEATH NOTE FAN FLASH AND THE PHOENIX WRIGHT APOLLO JUSTICE FAN FLASH AND HER ART IS AMAZING AND SHE TOOK A REQUEST BECAUSE I'M HER NUMBER ONE FAN.

-breathes-

AND OH MY GOD I'M SO EXCITED BECAUSE SHE'S SO AMAZING AND GO CHECK HER OUT HERE *snowdrak AND ALSO I LOVE HER.

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"And take that screaming imbecile with you."
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~MasterpieceImaginary Mar 14, 2009, 5:08:33 AM
^_^
You should be excited! I've heard so much about her! That's so nice of her, and hey, you deserve this cool happening!
I can't wait to see what she draws you!
Twins=Happiness in any series

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That one word, a single connection to everything that had happened and everything that was happening. Had. The past tense of being done. What was being done to her was her body was living. . .
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`catluvr2 Mar 9, 2009, 4:15:56 PM
SO I herd it's ur birthday?

HAPPY BIRTHDAY! :iconcakeplz::party::iconcaekplz::dance::iconcupcakeplz::cake:

Hope it's a good one for you!

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~MasterpieceImaginary Mar 10, 2009, 9:01:41 AM
Oshkosh b'gosh that's a lot of sugar!
Thanks so much for the sweetest greeting!

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That one word, a single connection to everything that had happened and everything that was happening. Had. The past tense of being done. What was being done to her was her body was living. . .
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Mood: Wow! $Tachy-on Mar 9, 2009, 4:14:54 PM
Hey, I heard it's your birthday, so I hope you have a very happy day!

:boogie:

:cake:

:party:

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~MasterpieceImaginary Mar 10, 2009, 9:00:48 AM
*laughs* You're the third person to give me such a wonderful blessing! Thank you so much!

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That one word, a single connection to everything that had happened and everything that was happening. Had. The past tense of being done. What was being done to her was her body was living. . .
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